The Nostalgia Chick (TV Series)

Baby Whatever: Nostalgic Baby Dolls (2012)

Lindsay Ellis: Nostalgia Chick

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Chick : [on Magic Stroller Baby]  For the discerning future mother who is ready to graduate from magic cartel for infants to magic cartel for toddlers. Buy it, because the baby kicks.

• Nostalgia Chick : Yeah, next thing you know, they're gonna make Baby Tie-In.

  [cut to McDonald Happy Meal Girl ad] 

  Nostalgia Chick : Oh, for fuck sake.

• Nostalgia Chick : [rolls a Baby Tumble Surprise down the stairs, pretending it's real]  That's a terrible surprise.

• Nostalgia Chick : Happy Meal Girl. Sounds like they're gonna... eat the girl.

• Nostalgia Chick : She feels just like a real baby stuffed with plastic pellets.

• Nostalgia Chick : [as narrator]  When Baby Death Wish sees an electrical socket, watch out! She'll want to stick something in it.

  Babysitter #1 : Hey, I thought you were watching the baby.

  Babysitter #2 : I thought *you* were watching the baby.

  Babysitter #1 : [there's an off-screen electrocution]  Baby Death Wish!

  Babysitter #2 : Not again!

• Nostalgia Chick : [as narrator]  With Baby Daddy Surprise, it's always a surprise.