Holland Road (2015) Poster

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5/10
The acting is the only thing scary about this move
becaps7 April 2016
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I gave it a 5 because it was hilarious. I was laughing out load many times. Could not stop watching this train wreck of a movie. Seriously, it was horribly funny. Check for yourselves. Guaranteed to make you laugh. The leads were especially hilarious, unintentionally. Awkward, stiff and without a clue. The extras were whoever wandered off the street or were extended family and friends. A motley crew!

LOL!!!

LOL !!!

LOL !!!

Thank you Holland Road!
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1/10
Not worth the watch
ezra-521726 February 2017
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This is one of the few movies I wish I could unwatch. The story line is pretty good, but the cinematic telling of it is horrible.

First, the acting is terrible. No Oscar nodes for this one. How the actors got hired to do this film is beyond me?

Second, this is another horror movie that relies very heavily on the character's stupidity to kill almost everyone off. There were many instances where the characters got the jump on the killer only to not finish the job, and get killed like colossal idiots. If you can knock the killer out, it stands to reason you can kill him.

Third, this movie is full of bad acting, character stupidity, and bad cinematic execution. I don't recommend this movie. It was 52 minutes of my life that I will never get back.
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1/10
That was ascream
nogodnomasters19 March 2018
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I don't like one word reviews and I feel if I write more than one word, even negatively, I give this project more than it deserves. This is a low budget slasher in the woods film, a man with a pig head/mask. They film showed people talking, but you couldn't make out their conversation because it appeared that none was written, they were just mouthing words. The sound wasn't good. The lighting was a ploy taken from the Ed Wood playbook. It was light one scene, dark the next. Some nighttime scenes were lit up, others were dark. The sudden change from day and night was evident when the girls got into the car at the end. It was daylight when they opened the door and when it was seen from the outside. When the camera angle changed to the inside, it is pitch black outside. They leave the house in bright daylight, arrive when it is pitch black.

The film ended after the last credits was run, for anyone who made it that far. Much of the film was barroom filler. The 52 minute feature needed another 30 minutes cut from it.

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