Nancy is called into her boss' office and told she's getting a new car and a promotion to cover all of New England. He gives her a new drug to rep, their version of Adderall. "ADHD is very big right now," the boss explains.
At home, Silas is fired up to go to work. Shane is not. At work in the impound lot, he hates having to deal with people. Angela drops by to bring him donuts, then goes out on a call. Shane is jealous.
At home, Nancy goes into her bathroom to find Jill drinking white wine and eating foie gras. She confesses that she's not pregnant, it's early menopause.
She found out three weeks ago but hasn't told anyone. "I like secrets, they're all I have!" she says.
Nancy urges her to tell Andy, but she thinks he'll leave her.
"You make him look forward, don't eff this up," Nancy says.
Waiting in a doctor's office, receptionist Joan tells Nancy she could unload her pills on campus for $2,000 a week. She saw Nancy's prison tattoo and, besides, no drug rep has ever said no. Nancy goes in to see the doctor without giving her an answer.
At home, Jill watches Andy in the hot house teaching the twins about tomatoes.
In the lab, Zachary the super obnoxious nerd asks Silas about his strain. He challenges him to test their plants -- blowing smoke at caged raccoons and seeing who eats the most Cheetos. With the whole lab watching, Silas' raccoon out munchies his by double.
At home, Nancy maps out her route up the eastern seaboard and asks Stevie about state capitals. He thinks the capital of Connecticut is Prison because Nancy lived there.
Out on the streets, Doug talks to a surly homeless woman eating a sandwich. He tries to convince her to come to his shelter so he won't get shut down. She stabs him with a pen and keeps eating. He runs off.
Back home, Andy reacts to Jill's news. He can't believe she made him go shopping for her vitamins and think up baby names.
Nancy unloads on Rabbi David, asking how he avoids temptation. He explains that the Talmud teaches that God puts every man five miles from yetzer hara (good) and evil.
He tells her that night by the pool he wanted to kiss her, but resisted. She says she was there because of an ethical business dilemma, but then she climbs onto his lap.
Doug brings a woman to talk to the homeless woman, but the homeless woman just stabs her, too.
Andy suggests to Jill that they just use Nancy's eggs, but then realizes it might be weird.
"What do you want, crying babies or screaming orgasms?" Jill asks. "Let's adopt," Andy says.
Nancy returns to Joan at the doctor's office and tells her it's not for her.
Andy and Jill have sex in the hot house, debating what kid of kid they should adopt. Then he confesses that he can't stop thinking about what his child would look like. Jill tells him they tried.
Nancy looks at her route with Stevie and decides it's too far.
Shane tells his boss at the impound lot that he quits, and gets a wad of cash in return. The boss explains that they sell some of the seized cars to "Pigeon Mike" and then claim they just got lost in the system. Shane takes the cash and rescinds his resignation.
In the lab, Silas watches as someone manhandles his plant, boils it down to liquid, reduces it, adds something to it and produces sad blue powder and pills.
Silas is crushed.
The next day before the mirror, Shane feels better about his job and Silas feels worse.
Jill announces to Nancy that Andy is gone. She's very angry at Nancy, yelling at her for living a life of intrigue where she "breaks the law and gets away with it and never dies."
Nancy responds that she has to be gone from her kid two weeks of every month and Jill is a better mother because she at least gives her kids her time.
Jill thinks she'll have to get a job when school starts up again. Nancy asks her what she's doing tomorrow.
Doug tries a pot pill from the fridge. Then he goes back to skid row, puts pill powder on the angry homeless woman's sandwich and brings her, passed out, to his office for the state inspector to see.
He suggests the inspector take advantage of her while she's sleeping, but he'd prefer Doug instead.
Nancy and Jill take a lug wrench to her car's windows as Nancy calls 911 to report it stolen.
Back in the office, in her shortest dress, Nancy puts on a show of crying and begging for forgiveness from her boss, explaining that all her product was stolen. He tells her insurance will cover it and gives her new pills and a new car.
Back in his office Doug, tries to psych himself up to give the inspector the oral pleasure he wants.
Nancy dances through a college party with Jill, selling her ADHD pills.
Later, Nancy has sex on the couch with Rabbi David.
The next day, she quizzes Stevie on his state capitals, which he now knows.