- Detective Jane Rizzoli: How did you rip your pants?
- Detective Vince Korsak: Oh man! These are new!
- Detective Barry Frost: Yeah, new in 1995
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: So our victims were either transported from the 90s. OR they work for Hilary Clinton. Or our killer is a scrunchie freak.
- Dr. Maura Isles: You're running this morning! Come on
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Uh, uh, your're too late, I already showered
- Dr. Maura Isles: [Sniffs Jane] Last night or this morning?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Definitely a solid, high density object. In common parlance: something hard
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Brilliant deduction
- Dr. Maura Isles: I'm going to the gym and even though you're rude, you're coming with me
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No, thank you. I am too tired to work out
- Dr. Maura Isles: Then let's go to the Dirty Robber, I'll even have a beer with you
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No, I am working out on my couch: five stages of junk food
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: A piece of a toothpick?
- Detective Vince Korsak: Big splinter
- Dr. Maura Isles: I am prepared to say it's a sliver of wood
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah Korsac! How could you possible think that sliver was a splinter?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Have you been drinking?
- Dr. Maura Isles: Yes water! Two liters a day is recommended by the Mayo clinic