Modern Family (TV Series)
Schooled (2012)
Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy
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Quotes
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Luke Dunphy : [Quoting from 'Phil's-osophy] 'Watch the sun rise at least once a day'.
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Mitchell Pritchett : [after a toast to Haley] And before everyone puts their glasses down, uh, uh, we're also very proud of Lily. Tomorrow is her first day of kindergarten.
Cameron Tucker : To Lily. And you'll be impressed to know that she's gonna be one of the smartest girls there. Lily, sweetie, what's the square root of 64?
Luke Dunphy : Nice trick. Hey, Lily, what's the square root of this potato?
Luke Dunphy : Congratulations. You have a parrot.
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Claire Dunphy : Luke, come say goodbye to your sister.
Luke Dunphy : [wearing a mask of Megatron] I'm right here. Bye, Haley. Have fun. Don't drink too much beer and shots of tequila.
Haley Dunphy : Why are you wearing that mask?
Luke Dunphy : Uh, I-I like it.
Claire Dunphy : He doesn't want you to see him cry.
Alex Dunphy : He's literally masking his emotions.
Luke Dunphy : No!
Phil Dunphy : That's so sweet.
Haley Dunphy : Come here.
Luke Dunphy : It's not sweet. I'm an evil cyborg. Half my face was burned off in an industrial accident, and the mask is hiding the servos that control my mouth.