Dylan: I know you're worried, but I'm designing T-shirts now, and they're going to be huge... and medium and small.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: There's certain moments in life that you never forget. Like when I held Manny in my arm for the very first time. I was nervous. I didn't know what I was doing. It was so exciting to see him grow up, and the more he becomes the little man I know today, the more I know I'd do it all over again. And that's great, because I'm about to do it all over again. It turns out I wasn't carsick. I'm pregnant.
Claire Dunphy: [to Mitchell on the phone] My brother is going to some border town to get a baby and I have to hear it from Gloria?
Mitchell Pritchett: [to Cameron] I was out for only two minutes.
Cameron Tucker: Sorry, I held it in as long as I could. We're having a baby!
Phil Dunphy: [Teaching Alex how to dance] No, no, arms up here. Arms down here say "I'm white and I'm sorry." Arms up here say "I don't know what I'm doing!"
Alex Dunphy: I'm not.