[Dominic is reading from a letter to the BBC which is complaining about Grange Hill, the children's series set ina comprehensive school
"Dear Sirs, I have previously written to you on the vexed subject of Grange Hill. I can now say I find the new series equally as obnoxious as before, but because of my dislike I watch extra carefully. I do not see why I should have to listen to ill-mannered boys shouting their desire for a pee all over my living room."
[Dominic collapses in a fit of the giggles