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19 January 2013 (USA) See more »
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A love letter to your oceans, your lost ships, and to the shadow in your chest.
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In September of 2009, 63-year-old RUDY "CLAY" CLAITONOWSKY, a rogue guitar instructor, and three of... See more » | Add synopsis »
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Cast

  (in credits order)

Christopher Malinowski ... Cliff Claitonowsky

Aimee Cassada ... Jacey Edison
Chrissy Tackett ... Maggie Schick
Evangeline Young ... Audra Folden

Jean Brooks ... Merrill

Ted LeBlang ... Rick Tullivan
Shawneen Rowe ... Sarah
Gregory Tigani ... Jack

Michael McFadden ... Officer Matt Kelly
Robert Stuart ... Rudy 'Clay' Claitonowsky
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Eric Alexander ... Stray Man
Mina Arroyo ... Reporter
Brittany Baird ... Guitar Student

Alexis Barone ... Kelsey Whiles
Tyler Bishoff ... Server
Alan Burkhard ... Bartender
William Chamberlain ... Driving Man

Julie Chapin ... Lori Whiles
Jason Cordingly ... Stray Man
Ryan Cordingly ... Guitar Student
Shannon Cordingly ... Restaurant Patron
Michael DiCove ... Guitar Student
Larry DiMaio ... Joel
Brian Donahue ... Guitar Student
Mike Donovan ... Henchman 1
Jim Edwards ... Stray Man
Bobbi Fisher ... Guitar Student
Keith Given ... Stray Man
George Hartnett ... Guitar Student
Robert D. Heath Jr. ... Detective Ty Harkey
Cameron Hewlett ... Young Cliff
Jake Josephson ... Huffy
Cruz Kapp ... Guitar Student
James Kassees ... Dan Whiles
John Kovatch ... Guitar Student
Paul Lally Jr. ... Gus
Joyce Lopez ... Receptionist Nurse
Terry Manucci ... Barbara Folen
Jerri Martin ... Restaurant Patron
Engelia McCullough ... Therapist
D. Kevin McKee ... Stray Man
Ed McLaughlin ... Link
Mark Miller ... Stray Man
Roxanne Nawrot ... Guitar Student
Sylvia Nawrot ... Polish Interviewer
Chris Nevins
Bernie Noeller ... Paulo
Colin Nolan ... Young Carl
Joy Nolan ... Carol
Lauren Ojeda ... Greene Turtle Waitress
Richard Pack ... Bleu
Marilyn Ransom ... Donna
Ritchie Rubini ... The Slight Man
Bob Scannell ... Teddy
Justin Sharp ... Guitar Student
Christian Shaver ... Guitar Student
Jeanie Smith ... Bar Patron
Kevin Smith ... Bar Patron
Tracy Tackett ... Waitress
Frank Tier ... Henchman 2
Jessica Zarin ... Guitar Student

Directed by
Christopher Malinowski 
 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Christopher Malinowski  writer

Produced by
Alan Burkhard .... executive producer
Christopher Malinowski .... producer
 
Original Music by
Christopher Malinowski 
 
Cinematography by
Robert Stuart 
 
Film Editing by
Colby Bartine 
Christopher Malinowski 
 
Casting by
Christopher Malinowski 
 
Production Design by
Noah Grant-Levine 
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Colby Bartine .... second assistant director
Tyler Bishoff .... trainee assistant director
Chris Black .... first assistant director
 
Art Department
Noah Grant-Levine .... set dresser
Terry Manucci .... set dresser
 
Sound Department
John Baker .... dialogue editor
John Baker .... sound effects editor
John Baker .... sound re-recording mixer
Justin Fernando Valls .... sound mixer
 
Visual Effects by
Colby Bartine .... visual effects artist
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Tyler Bishoff .... grip
Chris Blakely .... best boy electric
Paul E. Chresomales .... key grip
Casey David Johnson .... assistant camera (as Casey Johnson)
Kevin Martin .... gaffer
Ian Mosley-Duffy .... additional photography
Ian Mosley-Duffy .... assistant camera
Ian Mosley-Duffy .... first assistant camera
Martin Simon .... best boy grip
Brent Weichsel .... assistant camera
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Patricia Hergott .... wardrobe
Terry Manucci .... wardrobe
 
Editorial Department
Chip Murphy .... colorist
 

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122 min
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4 out of 7 people found the following review useful.
Waste of money, time, and memory, 12 June 2013
Author: willyhnd1295 from Wilmington, Delaware

I would break down everything I HATE about this flick (believe me: there are a lot of reasons), I won't for two reasons:

1.I saw this flick a couple months ago, so my memory is a bit vague 2.I already posted a review once before, but it got deleted for some reason

Here's my brief review:

This movie is 30 different kinds of terrible. I only saw this movie because a friend of mine was in it (he hates the film too). What I was treated to that evening was what I can only describe as a cinematic middle finger. The plot went off on tangents that either served no purpose or were so clunky that it was like fitting a square peg into a round hole and the character motivations were almost impossible to discern. The dialogue was littered with awkward cursing for the sake of cursing and ridiculous character interaction, the acting was mind-numbing at best, and the cinematography was just plain dull.

The only part of the whole flick that I found borderline enjoyable was trying to figure out where they were in the towns I have spent many summer vacations traversing.

If you are ever given the opportunity to see this trying-so-hard-to-be-artistic-and-deep-that-it- hurts-to-watch pile of crap: DON'T, unless it's free, and even then I would recommend it for sheer riff value with friends.

Side note: the cast list is missing the son of the antagonist who was pretty freaking integral to most of the plot. My friend tells me his name is Shane Spencer. Just thought I'd mention that.

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