Zach LaMalfa: Werner Herzog Stipetic

Quotes 

• Werner Herzog Stipetic : Of course you can do it, Orson! Remember that time when we drank the magic yogurt, and became lost in the desert? And we found a camel, and the camel had four humps, and the humps were made of fire. And fire shot out from his nostrils, and his tongue was flaming red. And there was a rope ladder which was hanging from the sky, so we climbed up it, but we had to leave the camel behind, because camels cannot climb.

  George Orson Welles : Thank you Werner. You're the only soul I can rely on any...

  Werner Herzog Stipetic : That's great, Orson, but I really just came in to get a protein bar before I went back to work on the fence. Kinski's been sneaking onto the lawn, digging holes...

• Klaus Kinski : ICH BIN DER ZORN GOTTES!

  Werner Herzog Stipetic : Dammit, Kinski is going to ruin my tomatoes!

• The Director : Listen, shitties. This shit is a hemorrhaging shitass. You're fucking it up. All of you suck. Fuck you. Shut up. Megan's going to come out and give you some instructions...

  George Orson Welles : Who is that?

  Werner Herzog Stipetic : Look, Klaus, perhaps this isn't the best time...

  Klaus Kinski : TIME IS AN ABYSS!