Obscurus Lupa: I will now read to you the back of the VHS case: "Ten-year-old Alex's life is about to become a 24-hour-a-day video game when his absent-minded father needs to raise $1.5 million fast, Alex and his family's wacky home robot start a race against time. It's one boy and one short-circuited robot on an electrifying chase across New York City as they hunt down a priceless relic. He may have a couple of wires crossed, but this walking mound of megabytes has enough heart to save the day." Wouldn't it be great if any of that fucking happened?