Bob: This is nice, right. A little cramped, but cozy.
Gene: If by cozy you mean it reeks!
Linda: Why do your armpits smell like cheese?
Gene: And your feet smell like chilli?
Bob: It's because I don't wash.
Gene: But do you season?
Gene: [about Tabitha Johansson] She sings about oil spills but you know she's really singing about her vagina.
Bob: How do you know that?
Gene: It's not subtle.
Tina: I don't want to die a virgin?
Randy: Me neither!
Tina: Hey, that gives me an idea.
Bob: No! No!
Louise: I see a sandwich truck.
Louise: At four o'clock.
Gene: Four o'clock? I'm hungry now!
Tina: Are they regular or ice-cream?
Louise: All right, keep it in your pants.