"Bob's Burgers" Food Truckin' (TV Episode 2012) - H. Jon Benjamin as Bob Belcher

Bob : This is nice, right. A little cramped, but cozy.

Gene : If by cozy you mean it reeks!

Louise : Why do your armpits smell like cheese?

Gene : And your feet smell like chilli?

Bob : It's because I don't wash.

Gene : But do you season?
Bob : I gotta drop a potato in the crock pot.
Gene : [about Tabitha Johansson] She sings about oil spills but you know she's really singing about her vagina.

Bob : How do you know that?

Gene : It's not subtle.
Tina : I don't want to die a virgin?

Randy : Me neither!

Tina : Hey, that gives me an idea.

Bob : No! No!
Bob : You can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.

Randy : Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.
Teddy : Bob, you're not gonna close the restaurant, are you? Now that you're a hotshot food truck guy?

Bob : I'm not a food truck guy, Teddy. Besides, I can't afford to close the restaurant. I'm just stealing my customers back.

Teddy : You don't have to steal me back. I never buy anything off a truck except stereos and stamps.
Gene : Beef curtains.

Bob : Gene.

Gene : You said I could say that once a year.

Bob : Yes, on your birthday.
Bob : [to Randy] All of this started because of you! You got me on Chowster! You told me to come to this festival!

Randy : All good advice! Look, if it'll make you feel better, I'll do something you tell me to do.

Bob : Okay, punch yourself in the face, you idiot.

Randy : I just was punched in the face by your harsh words!

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher