Well, I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there I shifted around a series of medical institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive. Twice. Since then I set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers. Oh, and I once electrocuted a man's testicles. Years ago I had a girlfriend named Katie, but-uhm, let's just say that that didn't turn out so well. My real ...