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President Sawyer: [while fighting a terrorist] Get your hands off my Jordans!

President Sawyer: Martin, as the President of the United States, this comes with the full weight, power and authority of my office. Fuck you.

President Sawyer: I lost the rocket launcher.

Cale: You lost... How do you lose a rocket launcher?

Cale: Can you not hit me in the head with a rocket when I'm trying to drive?

Stenz: Your little bitch says you're gonna put me in jail!

[a few minutes later, Stenz has the upper hand]

Stenz: I'm gonna *carve my name into your chest*!

[a few minutes later, Cale has the upper hand]

Cale: No jail for you, you little bitch!

Stenz: NO... NO... NO

[blows up Stenz with a belt of unpinned grenades]

Walker: You just killed the Secretary of Defense.

Stenz: Well, he wasn't doing a very good job.

Cale: Special Agent Todd keeps making those sounds, I'm gonna start looking at him.

Tyler: [answering phone] Hello?

Cale: Hello, this is Special Agent Carol Finnerty. To whom am I speaking?

Tyler: That sounds official. Please hold, your call is very important to us.

[hold music]

Finnerty: There's a series of tunnels. JFK used them to sneak Marilyn Monroe in.

Cale: I thought that was a myth.

President Sawyer: It's true.

Cale: Donnie's gonna be pissed.

Donnie the Guide: [clubs terrorist to death with clock] Stop... hurting... my... White House! German mantle clock. Empire style.

[throws clock away]

Cale: I got three rounds. Tell me you got some weapons in the residence.

Cale: No, we usually have two agents right there with machine guns. We got some knives in the kitchen.

Cale: What?

President Sawyer: They're big knives.

Cale: Great, then you can make me a sandwich.

Cale: I thought you would want this.

Emily: These are White House passes.

Cale: Your dad here has a job interview with the Secret Service.

Emily: That's really cool, John.

Cale: You're just gonna stick with John?

Emily: Yeah.

Cale: Okay.

Agent Kellerman: [after seeing the president carrying a rocket launcher] This is something you don't see every day.

Raphelson: You can't do this! I am still the President of the United States!

President Sawyer: Then consider this a coup d'état!

President Sawyer: [to Gen. Caufield] Get this trash off my lawn!

Cale: You are a goddamn traitor, sir.

Raphelson: You dim little shit! I hired you out of pity and this is how you repay me?

Donnie the Guide: Let's go people.

[cocks the big gun]

Donnie the Guide: Tour's over.

General Caulfield: That's classified.

Raphelson: Well I hereby unclassify it, now do you care to share with the group?

Walker: Cake?

Stenz: No, I don't want cake! I'm diabetic!

Cale: You think you're tough, bitch?

Raphelson: Carol, we have to end this. We have to. What if the next missile that he launches is aimed at Chicago or New York? We're talking about millions of lives.

Finnerty: Your first act as president is going to be bombing the White House?

Raphelson: Believe me. I know, I know. But our country is stronger than one house.

Finnerty: John Cale, why do you want to be in the Secret Service?

Cale: I can't think of a more important job than protecting the President.

[last lines]

Finnerty: Henry, the President wants to do the thing.

President Sawyer: Hold on tight.

Tyler: This is my Graceland!

Cale: Is my credit score on there?

Finnerty: Yes, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Cale: It's a recession, okay?

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