Space Warriors (2013)Jimmy Hawkins (Thomas Horn, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close) has always dreamed of traveling to outer space... See full synopsis » Director:Sean McNamara |
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Space Warriors (2013)Jimmy Hawkins (Thomas Horn, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close) has always dreamed of traveling to outer space... See full synopsis » Director:Sean McNamara |
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| Dermot Mulroney | ... |
Andy Hawkins
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| Josh Lucas | ... |
Col. Roy Manley
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| Booboo Stewart | ... |
Conway
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| Mira Sorvino | ... |
Sally Hawkins
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| Danny Glover | ... |
Commander Phillips
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| Thomas Horn | ... |
Jimmy Hawkins
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| Ryan Simpkins | ... |
Lacey Myers
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| Grayson Russell | ... |
Russell 'Rusty' Riggs
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| Savannah Jayde | ... |
Dani
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Counselor Katie
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| Chris Ashworth | ... |
Cosmonaut Yuri
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| Thomas Kasp | ... |
Hunter
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Astronaut Michael
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Soyuz Commander
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Russian Tech
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Jimmy Hawkins (Thomas Horn, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close) has always dreamed of traveling to outer space... See full synopsis »
I saw this at the Huntsville Space and Rocket Center. A decent museum with a few interesting exhibits and some cool rockets and replicas. Unfortunately this museum also has movie theater where they charge additional money for films relating to space. The problem began when the attendant recommended "Space Warriors" to us because it was filmed on location at the Space and Rocket Center and in the greater Huntsville area, and also told us, falsely, that it was 45 minutes long.
As far as the movie itself goes, it is a complete mess of a film which changes tones for no apparent reason, can't decide whether it's a film or a commercial for space camp and includes actual movie stars who would rather be anywhere else (exception for Josh Lucas who actually seemed to be acting and enjoying chewing the scenery). This brings me to the films biggest problem, Thomas Horn. He plays the lead kid so whiny, so annoying and as such a limp-wristed wiener that you can't possibly take anything in Space Warriors seriously (and it does make the huge mistake of trying to be serious, especially in its third act).
There many moments of unintended hilarity in this move. First the "bad" kid from the other team is doing his absolutely best to imitate Val Kilmer as Ice Man in "Top Gun." Second, the team is made up of a complete Burger King Kid's club of stereotypes: nerdy Asian engineer, sassy black girl, Russian computer programmer - they're all here. Add in some WTF unintentional double entendre and you've got movie whose only value is to be made fun while watched Mystery Science Theater style with a few cold ones.