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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 

Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.



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Jake and Eldridge finally graduate, but have skills nor ambition. Against Walden's warning how useless and dangerous the knaves are when Alan comes beg for jobs, business partner Billy Stanhope insists on hiring them just to mind the servers farm. Alas, their porn addiction ends up bringing in a major virus. Just fired, they become an easy prey for the military recruiting sergeant, so he becomes Alan next opponent. Written by KGF Vissers

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Comedy | Romance





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14 May 2012 (USA)  »

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Jake Harper: [eating pizza in graduation caps and gowns] Man, I did not think Jeremy was ever gonna stop talking.
Eldridge Mackelroy: Yeah. That guy really puts the 'dict' in 'valedictorian'.
Jake Harper: He thinks he's so great, just 'cause he's goin' to Harvard.
Eldridge Mackelroy: Where is Harvard, anyway?
Jake Harper: Didn't you learn anything in High School? It's the capitol of Connecticut.
Eldridge Mackelroy: Are you sure?
Jake Harper: Yeah. Harvard, Connecticut. What'd you think was the capitol of Connecticut?
Eldridge Mackelroy: 'C'
[he giggles as he holds up his hand in the shape of the letter 'C']
Jake Harper: You're an idiot. I...
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awful s**t
16 May 2012 | by See all my reviews

I have seen season 1-7 countless number of time, but this season is just becoming bad and bad. this episode was epic bad, may be the worst of all.

oh boy, where to start from. episode starts with a naked Asthon. In Charlie's time, we used to see girls and now every other episode we have to see Asthon.

2) After last episode, either Alan should commit a suicide or move out. even leach decide to go away once in a while. Asthon could have kicked him away. Anything, but he is sitting their lecturing Jake like a responsible father.

3) The background voice of audience laughing, it is so annoying. Asthon and his friend's office got burned down, a good amount of money was lost, and the background voice of audience laughing makes it more annoying.

4) Why is Jake's farewell in the beach house and not at his mother's place or at his grandmother's place. Alan is a leach in the beach house and Jake only visit him on weekends. He lives with his mother.

5) Why is the concept of 2 1/2 men to be all 2 1/2 men have to live in same house.

6) What is Alan's girl friend doing with him. In past many episode and especially the last episode, it has been shown that Alan has no self respect and even worse than a beggar living on the street, she should have dumped him by now. Even was Alan start blaming Eldridge, his girl friend should have kicked his ass there.

The episode is dragging on the history now

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