Janet and Alan have never felt more united or friskier,with an outdoor sex session landing Alan in hospital. Sandra,on the other hand,is extremely angry to find that Keith has taken her to the Lake District,not for a romantic break,but to tell her he has been made redundant. Michael,meanwhile,is pretending to do a charity run for Mumbai orphans when he is really planning to spend the money collected on a prostitute but Beth rumbles him,making him dress as a chicken for the run and taking the money from him when he is too exhausted to get to the prostitute. Jamie takes Laura shopping but ends up delivering the baby in a car park when her water breaks. At least Sandra is impressed by her husband's response when Jamie rings for advice but the future looks uncertain for everybody,not least the teen-aged parents.