- Father Padrigo: I'm not going to make it. Do it my friend.
- Father Sebastian: [shoots him in the head]
- Father Padrigo: I meant, not going to make it, so call an ambulance p-please.
- Father Sebastian: Why do you pause right in the middle of the first part of the important part?
- [first lines]
- Vanessa: Home.
- Jack: Home.
- Vanessa: Here's the low-balling the seller and still getting $50,000 off after the home inspection.
- Vanessa, Jack: [hi-five each other]
- Jack: We could paint this place today, sell it tomorrow, and still make money.
- Vanessa: Yes, we could. I love you, Jack Watson.
- Jack: I love you. Now, let me carry you over that goddamn threshold.