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| Nat Wolff | ... | ||
| Selena Gomez | ... | ||
| Mary-Louise Parker | ... |
Lucy Stevens /
Saint Lola
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| Elisabeth Shue | ... |
Pamela Bender /
Saint Poppy
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| Dylan McDermott | ... | ||
| Lachlan Buchanan | ... |
Billy Bender
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| Heather Graham | ... |
Annette Stratton-Osborne
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| Ashley Rickards | ... |
Kristen Stevens
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| Jason Lee | ... |
Father Krumins
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| Austin Stowell | ... |
Kevin Carpenter
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| Cary Elwes | ... |
Joseph Stevens
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| Patrick Warburton | ... |
Principal Basil Poole
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| Gary Busey | ... |
Chief Howard D. Lansing
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| Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña | ... |
Brian Savage
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| Rusty Joiner | ... |
Keith Bender
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18 year old Rick Stevens is willing to do whatever it takes to win the heart of Nina Pennington. In his quest to land the girl of his dreams, he has to contend with her psycho ex, his best friends horny mother, a manic strip club manager, a perverted principal, a lecherous priest, his suicidal mother, and a patron saint with a camel toe. No one ever said love was easy. Written by Anonymous
That's right I gave it a frickin 9! I read the other reviews and I'm guessing they're all 16, and don't seem to know what they're talking about. I'm an 80s baby, we made this genre.
First off, who gives a s**t about Selena Gomez, she was a footnote in this movie and the least entertaining part. Second of all, 95% of the raunchy teen movies are about the same thing, kids acting out, but in this one it's the kids who are the responsible ones and the adults that are truly f**ked. That's where this idea is original. Sure there's some first-person p.o.v. stuff, slightly unnecessary and beside the point but, it was only because Morgan Freeman wasn't available to explain the mayhem of the twisted plot and somebody had to.
The cameos were awesome. Seeing Jason Lee and Patrick Warbutton beyond the boundaries of a PG rating was refreshing and reminded me why I loved them and they were just the tip of the filthy iceberg; Cary Elwes made me laugh as soon as he opened his mouth, I've had a crush on Elizabeth Shue since Back to the Future and probably will until she's at least 80 this movie made sure of it, Dylan McDermott brought stuff to the table I didn't know he had, apparently Heather Graham is still hot and don't even get me started on Mary-Louise Parker...awesome.
So if you're like me and love dirty, dark, raunchy comedies that have the balls to say it, you'll love this and wish more movies were like it. This movie is definitely not for kids even though it's starring a few so wait till they're in bed and enjoy!