- Mugman: So, how long have you been here?
- [the prisoner next to him screams]
- Mugman: You don't say? Well, I'm only here till my brother comes and gets me.
- Guard: Prisoner, don't talk to the inhabitants!
- Mugman: Wow, look at them chompers! Can you even close your mouth all the way?
- Guard: Don't talk to me either!
- Mugman: Just one more question. Is it hard to eat pasghetti with those?
- Guard: ...Not if I cut it up.
- Mugman: Ew. You cut up pasghetti? Gross.
- Guard: I said don't talk to me!
- [Mugman spots a lever next to him]
- Mugman: Oh, hey, what's this thing do?
- [He slips a hand free and pulls the lever]
- Guard: Oh no!
- [a trap door opens and the guard falls through it. Flames shoot out]
- Mugman: Oops.
- [He puts his hand back in the manacle]