Episodes (TV Series)

Episode Nine (2012)

John Pankow: Merc Lapidus

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Quotes 

• Merc Lapidus : [peeing next to Matt, he notices Matt's penis]  You put *that* in my wife?

• Carol Rance : Your speech was fantastic.

  Merc Lapidus : Yeah?

  Carol Rance : Oh, my God; funny and moving and so smart. You are one class act.

  Merc Lapidus : I gotta piss like a racehorse.

• Merc Lapidus : I think sometimes she can actually see a tiny bit!

  Carol Rance : No!

  Merc Lapidus : I'm telling you, like, vague shapes and shadows.

  Carol Rance : And she calls herself blind. What a bitch.