- Matt LeBlanc: Where are your clothes?
- Labia: Why?
- Matt LeBlanc: Why? Because you're standing here in my house, naked.
- Labia: I'm not naked.
- [adjusts her panties, the only clothing she has on]
- Labia: I like to leave a little mystery.
- Matt LeBlanc: Yeah, it's like Agatha Christie down there.
- Matt LeBlanc: I have to present this stupid award thing to Merc.
- Sean Lincoln: Right, we just got the invitation.
- Beverly Lincoln: We don't have to go to that, do we?
- Matt LeBlanc: Probably. It's a good cause.
- Sean Lincoln: Which is?
- Matt LeBlanc: Some opera bullshit.