- Director: [Timothy Dalton is lying on the floor in his dressing room] What's going on here? What's the hold-up?
- Make Up Artist: It's Mr. Dalton, sir, he's collapsed. He's all stiff and lifeless.
- Director: What? Can't he move at all?
- Make Up Artist: Only his eyebrows, sir.
- Director: Oh, good God. You know what this means...
- Make Up Artist: What sir?
- Director: Roger Moore-tis has set in!