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Machete Don't Text (2010)

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A diligent office worker looks to Machete for advice when dealing with a sleazy and disrespectful co-worker.

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A diligent office worker looks to Machete for advice when dealing with a sleazy and disrespectful co-worker.

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Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, what would Machete do?

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The original script featured a more violent vengeful suggestion from Machete, but to obtain a G rating, the violence was refocused on the cell phone - not it's owner. See more »

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