Pet Pals (2012)

Director:

Sergio Manfio

Stars:

Belinda Keller, Marc Matney, Steve Rassin

Cast

Credited cast:
Belinda Keller	...	(voice)
Marc Matney	...	(voice)
Steve Rassin	...	(voice)
Shannon Settlemyre	...	(voice)

Storyline

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Genres:

Animation

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG for some mild rude humor

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

4 September 2012 (USA)

Also Known As:

Pet Pals: Marco's Polo Code

Company Credits

Technical Specs

Runtime:

95 min

Color:

Color

User Reviews

Quite possibly the best animated feature since Toy Story 3...

...if you are a child with a terminal disease and a horrific learning disorder combined with a living in a permanent vegetative state, that is.

Even by the low standards of daytime TV, even by the lower standards of daytime children's TV in a third world country, and even by the unbelievably low/lower/lowest standards of 1st year students of a nearby community college who lack the still/talent to land a future job doing janitorial work in an animated studio producing unbelievably low-budget daytime children's animation for TV in that hypothetical third-world country,

...this film STILL sucks!

Even children below the age of 5 were reported to have asked their parents if it is OK to act upon violent impulses towards the director, writers, and voice actors of this unimaginably bad animated stool sample.

This is little more then a student project from non native English speakers who, unfortunately, managed to have their crap project distributed.

Show this to your children, only if you hate them very much, and seeing them only reminds you of how your current wife bore them with a previous husband she loved far more then you, and who she certainly thinks about whilst the one or two times a year you are able to couple with her. Or, if your children have been so incredibly naughty that "time out" or even a vicious beating simply won't do.

This inept "director", along with the writers and voice talent, should be sterilized for their crimes against children.

We hate you. Our children hate you. And your future wives and husbands will cheat on you with the pool cleaner.

We hope.