- Jade West: The witch sneers at Dorothy... then exits.
- [she actually does, as she cackles out the door]
- Cat Valentine: Oh, my. She spoke her stage directions. What am I supposed to do now?
- Tori Vega: Well, you are in a restroom. You could... wazz.
- [Tori and Cat are in the girls bathroom imitatiating characters from "The Wizard of Oz"]
- Tori Vega: Well, hello.
- Cat Valentine: [courtseying] Well, hello, if you please.
- Tori Vega: Are you a good witch? Or a sandwich?
- Cat Valentine: Who me? Well, I'm neither a witch nor a snack. You're talking some crazy chizz.