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"Modern Family" Tableau Vivant (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

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Luke Dunphy: I'm getting a medal for putting out a fire. Maybe that's what I should be. A professional medal getter.

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Jay Pritchett: Take a good look at the menu. What do you see?

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Soup.

Jay Pritchett: But have you looked under the soup? Sandwiches.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Have you seen what's under this shirt? This did not come from sandwiches.

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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [about Jay's sandwich] It tastes bad in my mouth. It's like a fish and a turkey beat themselves to death with a pepper.

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Phil Dunphy: How about this? Mitchell, I love you. I can't tell you enough how much I respect you...

Claire Dunphy: Are you firing him or proposing to him?

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Phil Dunphy: [about Maxine the waitress] Second best hugger in the world, after Mister Burt Reynolds. Story to follow.

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Mitchell Pritchett: That's hogwash.

Cameron Tucker: As someone who has seen actual hogwash, I can assure you that it's not.

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Maxine: Just you? I thought the whole family was swinging by.

Jay Pritchett: Who knows what they're doin'. Right now they are all sniping at each other.

Maxine: Ah, who needs them?

Jay Pritchett: Right. As long as I have you, Maxine...

Maxine: I'm off in five.

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