Jay and Gloria argue about how a waitress is closer to Jay than Gloria. Luke is awarded a medal for putting out a fire he staryed, Phil tries to fire Mitchell, and Claire and Cam fight about Cam's parenting strategies.
Did You Know?
Ed O'Neill, who plays Jay Pritchett, actually did invent a sandwich, it's called the "Boone," at the famous Se-Port Deli in Setauket, New York. See more
Just you? I thought the whole family was swinging by.
Who knows what they're doin'. Right now they are all sniping at each other.
Ah, who needs them?
Right. As long as I have you, Maxine...
I'm off in five.
Modern Family Main Theme
Written by Gabriel Mann See more