Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

A Reunion... (2012)

Krysten Ritter: Chloe

Quotes 

• June Colburn : [rowboat burning on lake]  I can't believe we're at James Van Der Beek's funeral.

  [shakes her head] 

  Chloe : James Van Der Beek's Viking funeral in Central Park, June. Don't under-describe the awesomeness.

  Luther Wilson : Just how illegal is this?

  Chloe : About as illegal as that panda-fat eye cream you use.

  June Colburn : [to Luther]  You use panda on your face?

  Chloe : Luther is seventy-six years old.

  Luther Wilson : Shut. Up. Bitch.

• Chloe : [back from fashion show]  I love it when the models fall!

  James Van Der Beek : They're like giraffes collapsing in the jungle.

  Chloe : Good work, marbles.

  [puts can back on shelf] 

• June Colburn : [James had been receiving letters from rest of Dawson's Creek main cast]  You've been writing fake letters every year?

  Chloe : Yeah, see, I've even used the same pen to sign all three names. I spelled 'Holmes' wrong. I should really try harder.

  June Colburn : Why did you do that?

  Chloe : When James gets to turn down Katie, Michelle and Josh every year, it makes him feel really powerful, and on that day, I can ask him for anything in the world, and he won't refuse me. Just like Don Corleone on the day of his daughter's wedding in The Godfather.

• June Colburn : My life was better ten years ago.

  James Van Der Beek : My life was better ten years ago.

  Chloe : Oh, my God, are we at a blues bar in Chicago? Are we watching an old lady run for the bus? Are we listening to a cab driver talk about "I was a dentist back in Pakistan"? Because you people are depressing the hell out of me!