Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Bar Lies... (2012)

James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek

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• Chloe : I actually know a lot about the business. I was a famous baby actor, I was in a movie, you've probably heard of it, called Three Men And A Baby.

  June Colburn : Chloe, that's not true, you can't just tell people anything you want.

  Chloe : What? I'm just having some fun.

  [to bartender:] 

  Chloe : Yeah, so there are several framed photographs of me curled up in Ted Danson's wig. It's adorable.

  Bartender : Wait! Danson had his real hair back then.

  Chloe : [intervenes]  What do you think about Jimmy Fallon?

  Bartender : I love how Fallon laughs at his own jokes. You keep watching, and you think, he's laughing so much, he must be funny.

  June Colburn : [forces obviously contrived bout of laughter]  Right.

  [to Chloe:] 

  June Colburn : You're lucky everyone has an opinion on Jimmy Fallon, otherwise you'd be totally busted!

  Chloe : Relax, it's just silly little bar lies. It doesn't hurt anybody, and we get attention and free drinks.

  June Colburn : When my mother gets here, I'm going to have her talk to you about the importance of being honest. We are descendants of honest Abe Lincoln himself. We are known as the honest Colburns.

  James Van Der Beek : [playing scam]  Jocelyn? Jocelyn Holmes, is that you?

  Chloe : [for all to hear]  It's James Van Der Beek! I'm just in town visiting my cousin Katie Holmes!

  [whoops] 

  Chloe : I haven't seen you since our threesome.

  Bartender : [to Chloe]  Katie Holmes' cousin? Let me buy you a drink!

  Chloe : James keeps giving me my favorite bar lie as a going-away present. I'm gonna miss him so much!

  [to bartender:] 

  Chloe : Oh, yeah, Katie Holmes and I are only cousins, but we're flirty as sisters.

  June Colburn : That's weird.