Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

The Scarlet Neighbor... (2013)

Wendy Schenker: Mrs. Pizzoli

Quotes 

• Chloe : [at tenant's meeting]  Where's the new family?

  [mother and son raise their hands] 

  Chloe : Hi there, I'm Chloe. I live in Apartment 23.

  [to the boy:] 

  Chloe : How old are you, sixteen, seventeen?

  Anthony Pizzoli : [eagerly at sexy chick]  Seventeen and a half.

  Chloe : Okay, well, uhm... According to Megan's Law, I'm required to tell all families with a minor that I live within a 500 ft. radius, and I'm a registered sex offender.

  [June is shocked, everybody else gapes at her as well] 

  Anthony Pizzoli : [obviously impressed]  So, I'm Tony P. but my friends call me Nut-Nut.

  Mrs. Pizzoli : Anthony, no!

  [like she's holding a dog back on a leash, as she pulls him down back on his chair, Chloe traipses out, with June still taken aback]