- Shawn Spencer: And Jules' cell keeps going to voicemail, I'm gonna try her at home.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: [Shawn fiddles with his phone for a long time] You used to live there, how do you not know your own home phone number?
- Shawn Spencer: Shh! I don't know what I put it under
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh my gosh, it's 555-0135.
- Shawn Spencer: How do you remember our home phone number?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: It's a part of the Fibonacci sequence, how do you not remember it?
- Shawn Spencer: What did you just say to me?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Fibonacci.
- Shawn Spencer: You take that back!
- Shawn Spencer: [Seeing the two extremely tacky older ladies Woody invited to the trailer they share] Hell. No.
- Coroner Woody Strode: Come on, roomie! Fall on the grenade for me so I can have the other one.
- Shawn Spencer: Which one is the grenade?
- Coroner Woody Strode: I can't remember.