Chelsea: Look at you! All Springy and new! I hope you're ready for a sponge bath of a lifetime.
Shawn Spencer: It seems we have ourselves a little Mexican standoff.
Gus Guster: It would only be a Mexican standoff, Shawn, if you were pointing a gun at Lassie.
Shawn Spencer: How does that make it Mexican?
Gus Guster: I don't know!
Shawn Spencer: Jules!
Juliet O'Hara: Are you okay?
Shawn Spencer: Never better! How can I possibly thank you for this one?
Juliet O'Hara: Get down on your knees.
Shawn Spencer: [Gets up from dropping to his knees] I kinda meant that rhetorically... I've got the greatest girlfriend ever.!