Family Guy (TV Series)

Into Fat Air (2012)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

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• Lois Griffin : I'm sick of this family always feeling second best. I want to do something we can be proud of. I want Stewie, Meg and Chris to grow up with some confidence.

  Stewie Griffin : Then don't buy our shoes at the car wash.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, don't be ridiculous. Ross' wife was with him and in fact, they invited us all over for dinner tonight.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, come on, Lois. I hate that guy. I don't want to have dinner with him.

  Lois Griffin : Hey! It's cooked food in another house. That's exciting for life-over women like me.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, you left the flap open.

  Peter Griffin : It's like a thousand degrees in here, Lois.

  Lois Griffin : Close the tent now! It's freezing!

  Peter Griffin : Headline: "Woman Cold."

• Lois Griffin : You'll never guess who I ran into at the market just now.

  Stewie Griffin : Your hairdresser who's almost dead from cancer?

• Lois Griffin : Okay, gang, once we arrive in Nepal, we'll get all the supplies we need for the trip up Everest.

  Peter Griffin : Okay, but remember, kids, the people there have never seen people before. So when they walk up to you, quickly stuff a dollar bill in their mouth, and then you can pet 'em as much as you want.

  Chris Griffin : Is that true, Dad?

  Peter Griffin : Nah. Truth is, I don't know nothing about this place. I don't even know why it's called Nepal.

  [cut to heaven, where Jesus and God are looking down at Earth] 

  God : The mountains look like nipples.

  Jesus Christ : Well, you can't just call a country "Nipples".

  God : What about "Ne-pahl"?

  Jesus Christ : Ooh, I like that.

  God : Ha, shocker: God gets it right.

• Lois Griffin : Wow, Pam. Everything smells terrific. Did you make all of this yourself?

  Pam Fishman : Yeah, I just got home from work, put down the lawyer's briefcase and put on the chef's hat. You know how it is.

  Peter Griffin : Nah. She don't do nothing.