- Sterling Archer: [Archer reassures Katya that he still loves her as a cyborg] All I care about is what I see when I look into those big, green... oh, I guess they're red now, huh? Anyway, your eyes.
- Katya Kazanova: Dah? And what do you see in my eyes?
- Sterling Archer: Mostly those insane boobs.
- Katya Kazanova: [in bed with Archer] Try to relax, darling. You are - how do you say? - to push a rope.
- Sterling Archer: Sorry, babe; I'll focus. But could you close your eyes? I... I kinda feel like I'm banging taillights on a country road.
- Sterling Archer: Why? In... in the sink? Is your vagina?
- Katya Kazanova: Why?
- [laughing]
- Katya Kazanova: Darling, it was dirty.
- Woodhouse: The remedy for which, miss, if you'll forgive my boldness...
- Katya Kazanova: Dah, please, Woodhouse, I think boldness is needed. What do you suggest?
- Woodhouse: White vinegar, mineral oil, and elbow grease. Same thing we used in the RFC to clean the engines of our Sopwith Camels.
- Sterling Archer: [unintelligible mumbling] I... uh... . I...
- Woodhouse: And so, with your permission, while you breakfast on the terrace, I'll get that little pleasure boat looking Bristol.
- Sterling Archer: [unintelligible mumbling] Br... ah...
- [faints and falls to floor]
- Woodhouse: I took the liberty of poaching you an egg.
- Katya Kazanova: Uh... is not much of a liberty considering that you are going to polish my vagina.
- Woodhouse: No... no, it isn't.
- Katya Kazanova: Really?
- Sterling Archer: [Archer on one knee in front of Katya] Yes, really, and... . Krieger! Today!
- [holding hand up toward Krieger]
- Doctor Krieger: Huh? Oh... sorry.
- [hands Archer a small box]
- Sterling Archer: A little thing called timing, Krieger. And the erection's really not appropriate.
- Doctor Krieger: I'm still happy.
- Sterling Archer: Ugh, what is that? I've never smelled that smell in America.
- Doctor Krieger: I live in a "transitional" neighborhood.
- Sterling Archer: As the crack dealers moved to nicer ones? This better be good, Krieger; I mean hula girls, a replica volcano, some...
- Doctor Krieger: I have something better - a surprise.
- Sterling Archer: I HATE surprises. I mean, except for surprise fellatio. That I like... the non-Midnight Cowboy kind.
- Doctor Krieger: Yeah, no, you can breathe easy.
- Sterling Archer: Actually, I can barely breathe at all.