What's red and white and blonde all over? Krieger invites Archer to his apartment lab (Gross!) to learn the answer: Katya. It is a dream come true for Archer to be able to flick a titty and turn "ON" a smoking hot cyborg. But, Malory calls his fiancee an abomination; and Archer had his rope pulled during a long night of banging tail lights! When Archer finds Katya's robo-gina in the sink, he freaks out and faints. Woodhouse suggests some white vinegar, mineral oil and elbow grease will keep her little pleasure boat looking Bristol. At ISIS, Archer drinks with Cyril and some of the Rat Pack while Katya confides in the girls. She does not want to be an abomination but she wants to marry Archer, the man she has always loved. Barry shows up before the wedding, determined to kill Archer and Katya flies to defend him. As the two cyborgs fight, it's bone dancing, swaying to the music... soon, there is no one else in the whole wide world. Katya asks Archer a hard question. Will Katya and her ... Written by
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The air fresheners hanging that Krieger and Archer walk past is a reference to the movie Seven, where air fresheners are used to mask the smell of an emaciated man. See more
When Kreiger says, "It's zed, and no, Neil Peart stands alone," he pronounces it "Purt" when any true Rush fan knows it's "Peert". See more
Spoofs The Graduate
Archer Theme Song
Written by Scott Sims
Performed by Scott Sims See more