[Cat and Robbie sings bad news from Andre to Beck. Robbie plays his guitar]
Robbie Shapiro: Hey, Mr. Beck...
Cat Valentine: Your life's going swell...
Robbie Shapiro: Now, here's some news...
Cat Valentine: ...that's not so fun to tell...
Robbie Shapiro: Now, Andre'd like to thank you for the use of your car.
Cat Valentine: But something icky happened and it's kind of bizarre.
Robbie Shapiro: His grandmother peed in a clear plastic cup.
Cat Valentine: Andre put it in your car, then he started it up.
Cat Valentine: He was on his way to doctor and he took a sharp turn.
Robbie Shapiro: The cup fell over and spilled all the urine.
Cat Valentine: Sixty four plus nine equals seventy three.
Robbie Shapiro: But please don't feel bad, now your car smells like pee...
[Robbie stops playing]
Trina Vega: Listen, I don't have a lot of time, I have a hot fellow picking me up in a new circuit.
Robbie Shapiro: Yeah, about that... two, three, four...
Robbie Shapiro: Trina, oh, Trina...
Cat Valentine: Yeah, Trina...
Robbie Shapiro: Now, Seth, he was gonna take you...
Cat Valentine: ...to a rockin' Lakers game.
Robbie Shapiro: But Seth, he started thinkin'...
Cat Valentine: ...that hangin' out with you was just insane.
Robbie Shapiro: ...just insane, now! Now Trina, oh, Trina...
Cat Valentine: Yeah, Trina...
Cat Valentine: You're staying home tonight!
Robbie Shapiro: You're staying home to-to-to-ni-ight!
Cat Valentine: 'Cause you've been dumped...
Mr. Sikowitz: You see, every time I cast a new play, you get your panties in a pretzel. So this time, you people will choose your own roles!
[holds a box of paper slips in front of Andre]
Mr. Sikowitz: Andre, pick a role.
Andre Harris: [picks a card] "Tommy, ten year old identical twin brother of Carter."
Mr. Sikowitz: [goes over to Beck] Beck, pick a role.
Beck Oliver: [picks a card] "Carter, ten year old identical twin brother of Tommy." I guess we're twins.
Andre Harris: Then Mama's got some explaining to do.
[Robbie and Cat delivers bad news to Tanner by singing an improvised song]
Robbie Shapiro: [picks up the guitar] A?
Cat Valentine: Mm.
[Robbie starts playing]
Robbie Shapiro: [singing] This kind of news is always hard to tell someone.
Cat Valentine: And we really hope it doesn't break your heart.
Robbie Shapiro: But somebody ran...
Cat Valentine: Yeah, somebody ran...
Robbie Shapiro: A woman or a man...
Cat Valentine: Maybe in a Van...
Robbie Shapiro: It got crushed!
Cat Valentine: It's unfixable!
[Robbie plays a last tune]
Beck Oliver: Well. I'm not thrilled about the urine in my car. But I liked your song, so I'm okay with it.
Tori Vega: [to Beck in the play] So, Tommy... How's school today?
Beck Oliver: I'm Carter.
Andre Harris: I'm Tommy!
Mr. Sikowitz: And now, Tanner... This is for you.
[brings in a box of trash]
Tanner: My... my go kart!
Mr. Sikowitz: Sorry. At night, your parent's driveway looks a lot like... mine. Now, here you go... Scooch along, here is the door. Drive safely!
[shows him out]
Tori Vega: Wait! You really ran over that boy's go kart?
Mr. Sikowitz: Three times.
[Tori looks horrified]
Mr. Sikowitz: I thought it was a raccoon!