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"Victorious" Tori and Jade's Playdate (TV Episode 2012) Poster

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[Cat and Robbie sings bad news from Andre to Beck. Robbie plays his guitar]

Robbie Shapiro: Hey, Mr. Beck...

Cat Valentine: Your life's going swell...

Robbie Shapiro: Now, here's some news...

Cat Valentine: ...that's not so fun to tell...

Robbie ShapiroCat Valentine: O-oh...

Robbie Shapiro: Now, Andre'd like to thank you for the use of your car.

Cat Valentine: But something icky happened and it's kind of bizarre.

Robbie Shapiro: His grandmother peed in a clear plastic cup.

Cat Valentine: Andre put it in your car, then he started it up.

Robbie ShapiroCat Valentine: Now... comes... the bad part!

Cat Valentine: He was on his way to doctor and he took a sharp turn.

Robbie Shapiro: The cup fell over and spilled all the urine.

Cat Valentine: Sixty four plus nine equals seventy three.

Robbie Shapiro: But please don't feel bad, now your car smells like pee...

Robbie ShapiroCat Valentine: 'Cause you're... still... good-looking!

[Robbie stops playing]

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Trina Vega: Listen, I don't have a lot of time, I have a hot fellow picking me up in a new circuit.

Robbie Shapiro: Yeah, about that... two, three, four...

[starts playing]

Robbie Shapiro: Trina, oh, Trina...

Cat Valentine: Yeah, Trina...

Robbie ShapiroCat Valentine: ...you're staying home tonight!

Robbie Shapiro: Now, Seth, he was gonna take you...

Cat Valentine: ...to a rockin' Lakers game.

Robbie Shapiro: But Seth, he started thinkin'...

Cat Valentine: ...that hangin' out with you was just insane.

Robbie Shapiro: ...just insane, now! Now Trina, oh, Trina...

Cat Valentine: Yeah, Trina...

Robbie ShapiroCat Valentine: ...you're staying home tonight! You're staying home tonight! You're staying home tonight!

Cat Valentine: You're staying home tonight!

Robbie Shapiro: You're staying home to-to-to-ni-ight!

Cat Valentine: 'Cause you've been dumped...

Robbie ShapiroCat Valentine: ...tonight.

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Mr. Sikowitz: You see, every time I cast a new play, you get your panties in a pretzel. So this time, you people will choose your own roles!

[holds a box of paper slips in front of Andre]

Mr. Sikowitz: Andre, pick a role.

Andre Harris: [picks a card] "Tommy, ten year old identical twin brother of Carter."

Mr. Sikowitz: [goes over to Beck] Beck, pick a role.

Beck Oliver: [picks a card] "Carter, ten year old identical twin brother of Tommy." I guess we're twins.

Andre Harris: Then Mama's got some explaining to do.

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[Robbie and Cat delivers bad news to Tanner by singing an improvised song]

Robbie Shapiro: [picks up the guitar] A?

Cat Valentine: Mm.

[Robbie starts playing]

Robbie Shapiro: [singing] This kind of news is always hard to tell someone.

Cat Valentine: And we really hope it doesn't break your heart.

Robbie Shapiro: But somebody ran...

Cat Valentine: Yeah, somebody ran...

Robbie Shapiro: A woman or a man...

Cat Valentine: Maybe in a Van...

Robbie ShapiroCat Valentine: Somebody ran over your go kart.

Robbie Shapiro: It got crushed!

Cat Valentine: It's unfixable!

[Robbie plays a last tune]

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Beck Oliver: Well. I'm not thrilled about the urine in my car. But I liked your song, so I'm okay with it.

[walks off]

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Tori Vega: [to Beck in the play] So, Tommy... How's school today?

Beck Oliver: I'm Carter.

Andre Harris: I'm Tommy!

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Mr. Sikowitz: And now, Tanner... This is for you.

[brings in a box of trash]

Tanner: My... my go kart!

Mr. Sikowitz: Sorry. At night, your parent's driveway looks a lot like... mine. Now, here you go... Scooch along, here is the door. Drive safely!

[shows him out]

Tori Vega: Wait! You really ran over that boy's go kart?

Mr. Sikowitz: Three times.

[Tori looks horrified]

Mr. Sikowitz: I thought it was a raccoon!

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