Diamanda Hagan: It's John Carter returning from Mars!
Nostalgia Critic: You saw that?
Diamanda Hagan: Someone had to.
Diamanda Hagan: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Nostalgia Critic: I think so. But how can I get Catherine Zeta-Jones in a Batman outfit?
Diamanda Hagan: I was thinking about Insano.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh, yeah, Insano.
Nostalgia Critic: How can he get Catherine Zeta-Jones in a Batman outfit?
Nostalgia Critic: Anyway, if it's one of the women on the site, I'm sure that I looking for a nice-looking piece of-
Nostalgia Critic: FUCK! Good god, oh sweet Jesus, don't hurt me!