Sage forces the Critic to review the cheesy 80's animated sci-fi film "Starchaser: The Legend of Orin," a movie that blatantly rips off "Star Wars."
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Can you tell me where I'll find the blade?
Such is not an easy task.
Hey, genius. You've been using the sword all throughout the movie. The blade's invisible. You've already found it! You might as well be looking for the biggest douche in the universe.
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A Night on Bald Mountain
Composed by Modest Mussorgsky
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