Sage forces the Critic to review the cheesy 80's animated sci-fi film "Starchaser: The Legend of Orin," a movie that blatantly rips off "Star Wars."
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The things you review aren't well... you aren't well! I don't wanna watch some cop with grenades tied to his pubes or something!
Bennett the Sage
Oh Critic, have a little more faith in me than that. If I were to show you something from my... personal collection, it might very well kill you. And if you died, well... I'd have nobody to play with.
[flashes a slasher smile
A Night on Bald Mountain
Composed by Modest Mussorgsky
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