Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods (2013)

Jason Douglas: Beerus

Quotes 

• [Beerus was asking everyone that before he was destroy the planet Earth] 

  Beerus : Look, I like your planet, or rather I've enjoyed myself enough to not despise it entirely. I'll give you one last chance to save yourselves. I nominate you!

  [points at Oolong, everyone turns to Oolong, and he shocked] 

  Beerus : Yes, I'm singling you out, Porky!

  Oolong : Who, me?

  Beerus : [licks his lips]  That's right, the one who looks so delicious...

  Oolong : [freaked out]  He wants my bacon...

  Beerus : Come a little closer, won't you?

  Oolong : I taste awful! I don't exercise, I eat nothing but junk!

  Beerus : All you have to do is play a game of paper rock scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust!

  Oolong : He's kidding, right?

  Krillin : I guess it's a universal game.

  Oolong : Don't make me, I suck at paper rock scissors!

  Puar : This is great! It's your big break, Oolong! You've never had a chance to be important before! But don't lose, because if we die it'll be all your fault!

  Oolong : You're not helping, Puar!

  Yamcha : Hey! Wait a second, I figured it out! I know why he picked you as his opponent, Oolong, it makes sense!

  Oolong : Huh?

  Yamcha : This guy thinks you're just an ordinary pig with ordinary pig hooves! And a pig hoof could only make Scissors, so he'd win every time with Rock! But you're not a pig, are you? You're a pig man! You've got fingers, you can throw all the signs! He's gonna draw Rock for sure, Oolong, I know it! All you have to do is draw Paper, and you'll win!

  Oolong : [encouraged]  Stupid cat alien, thinking he's got me pegged... I'll make him sorry!

  Beerus : Are you ready, pig?

  Oolong : You bet!

  Beerus : On three...

  Beerus , Oolong : One, two, three!

  [Oolong draws Paper... and Beerus draws Scissors, which beats Paper] 

  Beerus : You fools, don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!

• [Goku meets Beerus and Whis] 

  Goku : Well, hello there. So, I'm Go- Uh, sorry, I mean. My name is Sir Goku, sir. It is an honor for you to meet me.

  Beerus : If you say so. Now, if that's out of the way, There's something I was hoping I ask you about. Uh, let's see... Super...

  Whis : Super Saiyan God, I believe it was.

  Beerus : Yes, yes. So, now what can you tell me about the existence of this Super Saiyan God?

  Goku : Super Saiyan God. Let me think. Well, I know all about just plain all Super Saiyans. But, this Super Saiyan God stuff isn't ring any bells, dude.

  King Kai : Huh?

  Goku : [exclaims]  I know what all up it, good sir!

  King Kai : I must admit that, this is the first time on myself of heard any mention of a Super Saiyan God.

  Beerus : Eh, I see... Whis here tells me, you are the one who slayed that bastard Frieza.

  Goku : Frieza? Uh, ye... Yep, that was me, all right. I beat him, sir.

• Whis : That was certainly something.

  Beerus : Indeed. I never figured Vegeta for poor song and dance man. Though he give you a run for your money.

  Whis : Now, you're just being a hurtful.

• Whis : Lord Beerus, it's time. Time to wake up.

  [Beerus' ears are heard] 

  Whis : And don't fall back asleep. Recall that it was you, yourself after all who set the alarm bomb to get off at this time. I hate to see you oversleep, and through one of your backup alarm will...

  [the hourglass alarm bombs explosion two times] 

  Beerus : Fine, Whis. I'm up.

  Whis : [sighs]  I just don't want you sleeping in for 15 years too late, and waking up a groggy like the last time. But, if you requires some more coddling.

  [cough and picks up the microphone] 

  Whis : I'm always happy to show off my vocal range with the singing performance trust you.

  [the microphone feedback, Whis humming] 

  Beerus : [yells]  I said "I'm up!" Oh, but it's so cozy.

  [Beerus began to gets up, yawning and licking his arms] 

  Beerus : To count as truly restful slumber, I have to get at least 50 years. 39 is little more than a cat nap.

  Whis : Lord Beerus, again it was you who chose this wake up time.

• Beerus : [comes to Buu with pudding]  You, there. Kindly hand over one of those pudding cups to Lord Beerus.

  Whis : One for me too, please.

  [Buu ignoring Beerus and Whis] 

  Beerus : I understand if you can't spare two, So I'll just take mine.

  Whis : Beerus, that's hardly fair.

  Beerus : [to Whis]  You made it sound like you're already had one.

  [to Buu] 

  Beerus : Give me the pudding.

  Buu : No! Buu eat!

  Beerus : What?

  Buu : Pudding is all for Buu!

  Beerus : You're being a rude guest!

  Buu : All pudding cups for Buu's!

  [licking the pudding cups, Beerus began to angry, growling at him] 

  Beerus : [grabs the pudding cups]  Give me one of them now!

  Buu : No!

  [blows raspberry at Beerus] 

  Beerus : I want the pudding!

  Buu : No, mine!

  Beerus : Give me one, you dumb blob!

  [Buu began to drinking all the pudding cups, slams down the plate. Beerus shocked] 

  Buu : You call Buu dumb? Now, Buu turn you into a candy and eat you!

  Vegeta : [shocked at Beerus and Buu]  Come on, I can't sit down for one second!

  Beerus : [began to rage at Buu]  You've made me MAD!

• Whis : Oh, wait! You can't sleep yet! You haven't brushed your teeth.

  Beerus : All right, all right. You really can't be a pest.

• Beerus : Of course, before any creation must come to destruction.

• Beerus : Oh, Seer! Seer, where are you?

  [Seer appears to walking to him] 

  Seer : I was talking a walk. What is it?

  Beerus : 39 years ago, did you not prophesize? But in 39 years time, an arch-rival worthy have may would appear.

  Seer : Did I say that?

  Beerus : Yes, that's what you said.