Sterling Archer: Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
Sterling Archer: Where'd you learn all that stuff?
Pam Poovey: You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Sterling Archer: Really hoping that's not relevant.
Sterling Archer: No! forget the glass Woodhouse, just give me the pitcher, for I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death... which I hope is soon. Amen."
Pam Poovey: That's 150 gallons... of Pam's hot, dirty, ball-slappin'...
Sterling Archer: Ohhhh, god!
Pam Poovey: Come at me, bro!
Pam Poovey: But this time, get in there! All you've been doin' is giving one side hell!
Sterling Archer: ...I was here... half drunk and having amazing sex.
Pam Poovey: Well, I wouldn't say amazing.
Pam Poovey: What? C'mon, you were pushing rope!
Sterling Archer: And the last thing you need is another drink!
Lana Kane: Ugh, seriously! How can you be drinking after last night?
Sterling Archer: How can you not?
Lana Kane: Because I don't have a problem.
Malory Archer: Well...
Sterling Archer: First step is admitting it mother.
Malory Archer: Not with drinking!
Sterling Archer: Did we lose some people?
Pam Poovey: Lana and Cyril bailed. Trifling bitches. Here. Unless you're a trifling bitch too!
[hands Archer a cylinder, he drinks]
Sterling Archer: Oh my god what did I just put inside me?
Pam Poovey: Green Russians! It's absinthe and milk...
[notices a stripper]
Pam Poovey: Sweet shit snacks! Look at those!
Sterling Archer: I just had to go to the bathroom, for you know, normal bodily waste excretion, and stuff.
Malory Archer: If you're quite finished, I need you to go home, sober up, and make sure your apartment is secure.
Sterling Archer: Why to all three of those things?
Malory Archer: Because when Nickolai shows up, he's not staying at my place!
Sterling Archer: [outside the bathroom] Hi, I'm Sterling Archer. You may remember me from the strip club and hopefully from what was hands down the best sex I've personally ever had. Uh... hello? Uh right, so I know we had an implied oral agreement about heroin...
Pam Poovey: [on the toilet] Heroin? That's the last freakin' thing I need right now! Ah, I'm bound up tighter than Dick's hat band.
Sterling Archer: Oh no. No no no no no. Wait... were you... did we...
Pam Poovey: Yeah we did it and you loved it!
Sterling Archer: Wait, no... we...