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"Archer" Crossing Over (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

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Sterling Archer: Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

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Sterling Archer: Where'd you learn all that stuff?

Pam Poovey: You know I grew up on a farm, right?

Sterling Archer: Really hoping that's not relevant.

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Sterling Archer: No! forget the glass Woodhouse, just give me the pitcher, for I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death... which I hope is soon. Amen."

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Pam Poovey: That's 150 gallons... of Pam's hot, dirty, ball-slappin'...

Sterling Archer: Ohhhh, god!

Pam Poovey: Come at me, bro!

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Pam Poovey: But this time, get in there! All you've been doin' is giving one side hell!

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Sterling Archer: ...I was here... half drunk and having amazing sex.

Pam Poovey: Well, I wouldn't say amazing.

[pause]

Pam Poovey: What? C'mon, you were pushing rope!

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Sterling Archer: And the last thing you need is another drink!

Lana Kane: Ugh, seriously! How can you be drinking after last night?

Sterling Archer: How can you not?

Lana Kane: Because I don't have a problem.

Malory Archer: Well...

Sterling Archer: First step is admitting it mother.

Malory Archer: Not with drinking!

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Sterling Archer: Did we lose some people?

Pam Poovey: Lana and Cyril bailed. Trifling bitches. Here. Unless you're a trifling bitch too!

[hands Archer a cylinder, he drinks]

Sterling Archer: Oh my god what did I just put inside me?

Pam Poovey: Green Russians! It's absinthe and milk...

[notices a stripper]

Pam Poovey: Sweet shit snacks! Look at those!

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Sterling Archer: I just had to go to the bathroom, for you know, normal bodily waste excretion, and stuff.

Malory Archer: If you're quite finished, I need you to go home, sober up, and make sure your apartment is secure.

Sterling Archer: Why to all three of those things?

Malory Archer: Because when Nickolai shows up, he's not staying at my place!

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Sterling Archer: Who hunts dogs?

Pam Poovey: [off camera] Orientals, duh!

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Sterling Archer: [outside the bathroom] Hi, I'm Sterling Archer. You may remember me from the strip club and hopefully from what was hands down the best sex I've personally ever had. Uh... hello? Uh right, so I know we had an implied oral agreement about heroin...

Pam Poovey: [on the toilet] Heroin? That's the last freakin' thing I need right now! Ah, I'm bound up tighter than Dick's hat band.

Sterling Archer: Oh no. No no no no no. Wait... were you... did we...

Pam Poovey: Yeah we did it and you loved it!

Sterling Archer: Wait, no... we...

[passes out]

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Pam Poovey: You make me sound like some kind of chupacabra, but for dicks.

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