Quotes
Boris Makes His Move or The Mice Man Cometh/Big Cheese Boris or I'd Rather Be Rat
The Bullwinkle Show
- Boris Badenov: Raskolnikov! Squirrel has charmed life, Natasha. Why don't we have luck like that?
- Natasha Fatale: Maybe he has a good fairy, dahlink.
- Boris Badenov: Good fairy, good fairy. Why is there never bad fairy?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Pray tell, why are you stopping short, Rocky?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You ever try to stop long?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Hmm?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: There's a great, big flower pot coming down right at your...
- [a flower pot falls on Bullwinkle]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Head.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: You're a fast thinker, Rock, but you're kind of a slow talker.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, we got to come up with an answer.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I got one!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What is it, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Vienna, Austria in 1758.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: That's the answer?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yes.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What's the question?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I don't know. Sure is a keen answer, though.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Not to our problem, it's not.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Duty's calling us, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I'm a little hard of hearing myself.
- Narrator: Sure enough, far above the house was a... Well, good heavens! That's a spaceship!
- Boris Badenov: Mwa ha ha ha! You were expecting maybe seagulls?
- Narrator: But, what... what... uh...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: It's time to go now.
- Narrator: But... But...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Anyway, be with us next time for "The Space Rats."
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Or "Of Mice and Menace."
- Narrator: Uh, uh, uh, y-yes. Uh, uh, you do that.
- [Bullwinkle is unable to speak after chewing on caramel]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Boy, this is sure gonna cut down on the dialogue.