The Concertgoer (2022)

Emily Dinova: The Ticket Seller

Quotes 

• The Wife : If my eyelash didn't glue itself onto my eyeball we wouldn't have had to rush!

  The Husband : It happens. What matters is we're here.

  The Ticket Seller : I'm sorry, but it appears that we are sold out.

  The Wife : Appears? What do you mean appears? It either is or it isn't!

  The Husband : I have to see this performance. This is Shostakovich and I'm his biggest fan. I'll have you know, Miss, I'm one of the few people in the world who can listen to all 15 of his string quartets, in sequence, without having a single thought of suicide... So, can you please... .?

  The Ticket Seller : What are you getting so upset for? Don't you know? It's awwwwwl an illusion.