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Mark Boone Junior,
A motion comic follow-up to a chapter from Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter novel where Abe's friend, Edgar Allan Poe, tells him the tale of historical Hungarian countess Elizabeth Bathory, often tied to vampire legends due to her brutality.
As Abraham Lincoln labors over the Gettysburg address, the importance of which he is fully aware, he learns that a menace from his past has returned, threatening to tear the already fractured nation to pieces. He must journey behind enemy lines to face an foe far more fearsome than the Confederate army: the walking dead. Written by
The Asylum's "mockbuster" of ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER finds
Honest Abe (Bill Oberst, Jr.) having to fight some Confederate zombies.
If that seems light on a plot description then you might want to stay
away from this film because that's pretty much all there is. You know,
many people attack companies like The Asylum for not having any fresh
or original ideas of their own but I've always given them a fair shot.
I mean, if we were in the 50s or 70s then the drive-in would have been
playing these types of movies each and every weekend. With that said,
the biggest sin any movie like this could make is to be boring and
that's exactly what has happened here. I think there could have been so
many interesting ideas that could have been done in regards to Lincoln
going up against zombies. Just take a look at how many lives were lost
in the war on Lincoln's command, a film about them coming back from
revenge would be interesting. The dead from the war coming back to help
win it could have been interesting. What we got here is just downright
boring on a number of levels but I think the film was just too silly to
be taken serious and it wasn't nearly campy enough to keep you
entertained. As you'd expect, the CGI effects were all extremely cheap
and the fake gore was just painful. The performances weren't too bad
and while Oberst gave a good performance I'd say I still had a hard
time believing he was really the president (unlike the real movie). It
is funny to note that even though this came out a month before the
"real" movie, this here actually featured several scenes that were
quite similar so I don't know if that was just a coincidence or what.
Either way, ABRAHAM LINCOLN VS. ZOMBIES is a complete bust and not
worth watching even with a free rental.
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