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A Haunted House (2013)

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Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help.

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In October 2012 a video footage is found at the home of Malcolm Johnson and the recordings are still unexplained. Past this prologue a story in flashback form unfolds. During the summer of 2012, Malcolm and Kisha move in together and start a happy life. One night Kisha notices a few unexplained phenomena that convince her their house is haunted by ghosts. To allay her fears Malcom hires a camera crew to film inside the house day and night. A few nights later Malcom and Keisha have sex on camera, despite Keisha's protests at being filmed. Upon reviewing the sex tape the next day, Malcom and Keisha notice a few paranormal phenomena caught on tape. Malcom wants to sell the house but the housing market is slow. Therefore, Malcom decides to hire a psychic to come to the house and investigate. After Kisha confesses to making a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes things start to make sense but it doesn't solve the problems caused by the paranormal phenomena. Written by nufs68

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This $*%! ain't paranormal!

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Rated R for crude and sexual content, language and some drug use | See all certifications »

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11 January 2013 (USA)  »

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Budget:

$2,500,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$18,101,682 (USA) (11 January 2013)

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$40,041,683 (USA) (1 March 2013)
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Trivia

Marlon Wayans and Essence Atkins also appeared in Dance Flick (2009). See more »

Goofs

The onscreen graphics shows that August 4th, 2012 is Night #1. The next one shows that August 5th, 2012 is Night #4. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Malcolm: Why isn't this stupid thing working? See, that's that bullshit. I'm taking this shit right back to Best Buy.
[takes off lens cap]
Malcolm: Or not. Stupid lens cap.
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Spoofs Sinister (2012) See more »

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Written by Taylr Renee (as Taylr Renee Smith) and Adam Longlands
Performed by Taylr Renee
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a cinematic atrocity
7 May 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I am a survivior...I survived this movie. Against my better judgeent after truly horrible reviews and the juvenile, amateur , unfunny looking trailers and TV spots I went to red box and picked it up. Besides not being worth the time I spent watching it the longest 1 hr. and 30 mins of my life possibly I now know the meaning of a $ 1.06 and desperately want it back. This wannabe spoof of found footage horror films. Which I actually happen to enjoy for the most part brings out the worst qualities of them in that this film is so boring not unlike the fourth installment of Paranormal Activity but even that dreadful film had a little bit going for it. Exploiting evvery clichés and logging one unfunny skit after the next. The film isn't remotely offensive and in some spots it's oddly uncomfortable if only for the embarrassment of sucha drab, pointless execution in cinematic torture. The film is an atrocity on all levels from the writing if you can call it that to the non existent direction and insepid performances. Which in some way is a little bit of a shame anyone whose seen Marlon wayans in the earlier Scary Movies and white chicks knows he's got a little bit of a knack for trashy comic timing but he seems to be slumming it as is the rest of the cast. With tthe threat of a haunted house 2 I can only assume the apocalypse is drawing near. Count me out this may be the worst film I've ever seen I cant believe I lasted through the whole thing.

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