Sleeping Dogs (2012 Video Game)
Jackie: my last haul is in the back.
Wei Shen: Haul? What Haul?
Jackie: just a bunch of tires and CRT monitors.
Wei Shen: Who the hell steals CRT monitors?
Jackie: Hey they got to be worth something.
Pork Bun Vendor: A man who never eats pork bun is NEVER a whole man!
Calvin: That asshole was sleeping with my girlfriend!
Wei Shen: You can't just punch a cop.
Calvin: I know. Gotta have a getaway ready. I really appreciate it.
Wei Shen: A little warning would be nice.
Calvin: Oh. Right. Okay.
Wei Shen: You gonna pull this shit, you gotta learn to drive. Think about dumping that girlfriend too, alright?
Calvin: Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend. I really like her though. She's got a nice smile. Dresses real nice.
Wei Shen: Wait... you're not even dating her?
Calvin: Not yet, man. You got to be optimistic though.
Pork Bun Vendor: [shouting to customers] Why don't you have a pork bun in your hand?
[the paramedics attempt to cure the dead pedestrian's body from head to toe, but fails]
Paramedic: This job SUCKS!
Wei Shen: [after Wei hijacks a taxi nearby and drives around awhile, the pedestrian then hires the taxi Wei was using and responds him to go to the destination he or she accept] Do I look like a cab driver to you?
Inspector Jane Teng: Wei Shen, I'm Inspector Teng. You have quite a rap sheet here. Multiple arrests in San Francisco, alleged ties to organized crime. And now you're here, enforcing for the Sun On Yee. You know, you don't have to throw you're life away like this.
Wei Shen: Your concern's really moving. You know, I appreciate that. I'm suddenly realizing I should have never dropped out of art school. I could have made it, I could have been a real somebody. Thank you for showing me the light, officer.