- Lorenzo Medici: Our doctor said this position is more likely to conceive us a male heir.
- Clarice Orsini: Men would prefer a position where a woman's face is rammed down so far she can't even speak.
- Lorenzo Medici: I'm sorry, what was that, dear?
- Dracula: I know that I'm mad.
- Leonardo Da Vinci: Indeed?
- Dracula: But will you tell me how I could be otherwise?