Call the Midwife (TV Series)

Christmas Special (2012)

Miranda Hart: Chummy Noakes

Quotes 

• [at the post-natal clinic just before Christmas, Chummy is weighing a mother's baby] 

  Chummy Noakes : Over eighteen pounds. Bravo! About the same size as a turkey.

• Chummy Noakes : [about teen girl]  Don't you remember what it felt like? Feeling as though you'd never stop growing, like Alice in Wonderland when she ate the cake. Dreading being noticed and fearing you aren't visible at all.

  Trixie Franklin : Can't say I do.