A cataclysmic impact on the moon signals the beginning of the end for mankind as a vampire apocalypse sweeps across Earth. Four strangers are thrown together in a desperate attempt to stay alive as vampires and their human henchmen try to murder the world. The newly turned vampire Michael and the "Renfields" are but the tip of the spear as The Four Horsemen and Satan himself seek to rule the world. Directed by Indie horror mainstay John Vincent for Evil Genius Entertainment, VAMPIRELAND is a special effects thrill-ride filled with goons, guns, guts, and gore. Written by
I'm ALL for indie films, and such, for I totally appreciate, admire and respect the artistic expression and vision...but....This is a bad movie!! In so many ways, I don't know where to begin. I know that I have no clue as to how to make a movie, but I do know a bad movie when I see it.
Actually, "bad" is actually putting it as nicely as I can. There are just way too many bad and absurd aspects to comment on, so maybe I should try to pull out a "good" aspect, or two in an effort to not totally bash this film.
Okay! Here we go:
1. "Shelly" had nice hair!
2. I think that was an Armani suit Michael was wearing!
3. Michigan looks nice in the Fall!
And with those three...this might get you through the film.
The best thing is...I actually watched the whole thing! Why? Well it was either watch this or clean out the fish tank!
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