The creators of The Puppet Monster Massacre bring you a grindhouse spectacular filled with blood, boobs, special fx, and southern rock. This is the story of a religious cowboy, a lost soul,... See full summary »
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Jonathan Louis Lewis
Jonathan Louis Lewis,
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An infection transmitted by diseased birds is causing corpses to reanimate in search of human flesh. As the army of the undead grows, a medical student and his friends find themselves surrounded by zombies, with nowhere to run.
When a group of expecting young couples head to Burt Fleming's mountaintop hotel for a weekend retreat (and discount abortions), they get more than they bargained for when the fetal undead come back for vengeance.
The creators of The Puppet Monster Massacre bring you a grindhouse spectacular filled with blood, boobs, special fx, and southern rock. This is the story of a religious cowboy, a lost soul, and a beautiful one-eyed grease monkey fixing to exact bloody vengeance on the same undead S.O.B. He's a low-down, dirty, disgusting, depraved, sadistic, psychotic, hell-bent, grade F, Zombie A-Hole who preys on naked twin girls. He ain't gonna know what hit him! Written by
...that one which came out last night! It's just another student-grade project. DAMN there are a lot of these! You'd think even the most clueless and untalented director/writers would start to suspect something when ONLY their friends, family, and crew find their projects watchable....that perhaps they might not be as genius-level as they hoped and prayed? Nope.
There are a lot of horrific genre films, but this one is especially bad.
Hypothetically, and also pretty damn often, any given film can still be totally dreadful and foul despite good/fairly-good/excellent actors, good FX, and a halfway decent story. Those things don't guarantee a brilliant project.
Yet, films like this suck at all those things TOO! There is literally no reason this film should exist, other then a project for school (1st semester, hopefully), and/or to be a learning lesson to be watched by those who have actual skill/talent. A sort of "worst case" scenario.
Sucking (even when it's pretty much in every way conceivable) isn't a crime! But attempting to pass it off as a and worthy project, standing behind it without shame, and being ignorant to the point where the praise of friends/family/crew actually squishes all introspection/common sense, ...should be.
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